"Aggressive In His Lovemaking" joke
The husband was disturbed by his wife's indifferent attitude towards him and the marriage counselor suggested he try being more aggressive in his lovemaking.
"Act more like a romantic lover and less like a bored spouse," he was advised. "When you go home, make love to her as soon as you meet -even if it is right inside the front door."
At the next consultation, the adviser was pleased to hear that the husband had followed instructions. "And how did she react this time?" the consultant asked.
"Well, to tell the truth," the husband replied, "she was still sort of indifferent. But one thing I've got to admit: Her bridge club went absolutely wild!"
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