"Alligators" joke

A man walks into a bar, with a huge alligator on a leash. He
walks over to the bar, and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "Sorry sir. You can't bring that alligator in
here! It's a dangerous animal, and you're scaring all of the patrons!
True enough, the man looked around, and noticed that everyone was
standing on the tables, looking very nervous.
"But wait!" he cried, "this alligator is tame! It wouldn't hurt
anyone!" However, the bartender is adamant. "If," the man
continues, "I can prove that this alligator is not vicious, can he
stay?"
"Well, I guess so," says the bartender, "however, you're going to
have a devil of a time proving to everyone in here that tha
alligator is tame!"
The man smiles, and leans over the alligator. "Ralph!" he shouts,
"Sit up!" With that, he beats the alligator on the head with his
fist "BANG BANG BANG." And the alligator rears up on its tail.
"Ralph, open your mouth! BANG BANG BANG." And the alligator opened
it's huge mouth wide, revealing row upon row of gleaming white teeth.
The man pulls out his wang, and lays it in the alligators mouth, as
the entire bar crowd gasps. "Raplph! Close your mouth, but DON'T
BITE! BANG BANG BANG." As the man pummels the alligator on the
head, the giant mouth slowly closes, and stops juuuussttt short of
biting the guys dick off. The crowd sighs, and the man says, "Ralph,
open your mouth! BANG BANG BANG!" and the alligators mouth opens wide
again.
"There," says the man to the crowd, " now would anyone else like to
try this?"
A girl in the back says, "Yeah, I'll try, but only if you promise not
to hit me on the head so hard."

Knock knock
whose there?
willy
willy who?
willy he bang me harder?

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