"Angering The Irishman" joke
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, “Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser. ”
“Oh really, hmm, didn’t know that. ”
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. “I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn’t care. ” The second Englishman remarked, “You just don’t know how to set him off…watch and learn. ” So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, “Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum! ”
“Oh really, hmm, didn’t know that. ”
Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. “You’re right. He’s unshakable! ”
The third Englishman remarked, “Boys, I’ll really tick him off… just watch. ” So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, “I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman! ”
“Yeah, that’s what your buddies were trying to tell me. ”
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