"Any Unresolved Issues" joke

Along with banning such dangerous items like shampoo and lipstick, the TSA will also be looking for people with susp*cious behavior as well. Not only will you not be allowed to bring your carry-on baggage, but your emotional baggage as well.
It's even prompted a whole new set of questions for potential passengers:
"Do you have any unresolved issues?"
"Have your issues been in your possesion the entire time?"
"Has anyone asked you carry their issues for them?"

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