"Barney" joke
My friend told me these songs about Barney. I hope you like them.
(In rhythm to I Love You)
I hate you
You hate me
We're a violent family
With a great big gun
and a bang from me to you
Won't you say you hate me too.
(In rhythm to Joy To The World)
Joy to the world
Barney's dead
I barbequed his head
What happened to his body
I flushed it down the potty
And around and around it goes
And around and around it
And around and around around around it goes
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