"Bear Hunter" joke

This bloke goes bear hunting with a .22 rifle, a .303 & an elephant gun. He comes to the edge of this clearing and spots a bear. He aims his .22 rifle at the bears head, bang, then races over, looks around, no bear. Suddenly he gets a tap on the shoulder, looks around, 15 foot of grizzly standing there. Bear says 'You must be a sandwich short of a picnic. A .22 rifle and 15 foot of grizzly. I'll tell you what, you've got two choices. Either I crush you to death or you can drop your strides, bend over that rock and I'll give you one'
The hunter replies ' I suppose it's got to be over the rock then'
After the bears had him he walks back to his car, when he gets there he thinks I'll go back with the .303 rifle this time and have him. He gets back to the clearing, the bears there. He takes aim, bang, races over, looks around, no bear. Suddenly, a tap on his shoulder, he looks around, 15 foot of grizzly again. The bear says ' You must be stupid or something. You've got two choices again. Either I rip you to shreds or I whistle and 40 of my mates come over and we give you a right servicing over that rock again. What's it gonna be? '
The hunter replies' It looks like I've got no choice really. It's got to be you & your mates'
After they've all had him he crawls back to his car but as he gets there an enormous rage comes over him and he thinks this time I'll have him with the elephant gun. It does'nt matter where I hit him it'll kill him stone dead. He gets back to the clearing, the bears still there messing around. He aims the elephant gun, BANG, races over, looks around, no bear. Suddenly he's tapped on the shoulder again. He looks around and the bear says ' You know, I'm getting the funny idea your not here for the hunting'

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