"Bihari english" joke

A tender for supply of school equipment put out by the office of the District Superintendent of Education, Bihar, invited' Quotationers' to make offers for the following articles:

1. Bras and Bell - 1 kg with wooden humber.

2. Jumetry set in wooden box.

3. Glob - 8" Dymiter.

4. Bucket (Balti) 10".

5. Spad Nos. of tata.

6. Aluminium mfg. for one liter

7. Wooden Black Board 1 big 5'x3. 5" for shakhua wood with two kari.

8. Wooden Black Board (small) 3. 5" x 2. 5" for shakhua wood with two kari.

9. Maps - India World Tirhut Commissionary and West Charaparan Rajnaitik and Historical map of Bihar historical approved by survey department.

10. Charts - Digesting system, skeleton, health sanitation, historical, Bhavan, Kala, Darshan, Shambidhan, Jiwa Vigyan, Bhawtik Vigyan, Rashayan Vigyan.

Now you know why Biharis are amongst the most illiterate in India.