"Bite" joke

A woman invented this ray gun that will shut down a car instinately. No one buys it so she didn't make any money off it. So she decides to make money her own way. One day she pointed it to this car with a man in it and it shut down. The woman lets the man stay the night in the guest bedroom. when the man wakes up he finds his dick in her mouth and she holds up a sign that says give me $50 or I'll bite. The man pays up.
The woman does this over and over again, but this one day she did the same routine and she puts his dick in her mouth and waits till he wakes up. When he woke up she held up her sign that said $50 or I'll bite then the man puts up a sign saying $150 or I'll piss.

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