"Breast Implants" joke

A
couple had been married for several years when suddenly
the wife decides she'd like to have breast implants.
The husband says, "Now, honey, you know we can't afford that kind of thing right
now."
"But I see you looking at other women," pleaded his wife, "and I want to be as
attractive as they are to you."
Days go by and the wife keeps insisting she needs breast implants, despite the
protests of her husband. Finally, the husband has had it. So he says to his wife, "Honey,
I have an idea. Every day, about twice a day, wad up some toilet paper, then
rub it between your breasts. Repeat it 3 or 4 times each time."
"You think that'll make my breasts larger!?" asked his wife.
"Why not?" says the husband, "It worked on your ass!"