"Breast enlargement (may be offensive to big women)" joke
A girl lived in a small town out west. She had a beautiful face, but was way out of proportion. This girl had a really large ass, but very small tits.
Knowing there was nothing immediate she could to reduce her behind, she decided to do something right away to enlarge here chest.
She went to the doctor to check into a breast enlargement. The doctor stated that he really had to discourage breast enlargement surgery due to the many complications that other women were having.
The girl stated that she really wanted to do something to enlarge here chest. The doctor suggested "Try taking a few pieces of toilet paper and rubbing in between your breasts 2-3 times a day."
She asked "Do you really think this will make my breasts larger?"
The doctor stated "It worked on your ass, didn't it?"
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