"Bumper Sticker Hoots" joke

* If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

* The Earth Is Full - Go Home

* I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha

* This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

* Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

* If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

* Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

* Honk If Anything Falls Off

* Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes

* He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

* I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

* It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now

* I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

* Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

* If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

* Boldly Going Nowhere

* Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch