"Carmen and Beerfuck in a Bar" joke
A guys talking to a girl in a bar.
He says: Whats your name?
She says: Carmen.
He says: Thats a nice name. Who named you your mother?
She says: No I named myself.
He says: Why Carmen?
She says: Because I like cars and I like men. Whats your name?
He says: Beerfuck.
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