"Child Care" joke
A Gastonia, N. C., couple were arrested after they left their three children home alone with a black bear. After receiving a tip from a motorist who said they'd seen a bear in the couples' car, officers went to the home of Cynthia and Adam Williams and found the bear at home with their three children, aged 3, 4 and 5.
Cynthia Williams, 22, said she and her 24-year-old husband were holding the bear for a friend who was out of town. "As soon as we found out we couldn't get it permitted, we were going to take it back," she said. "It wasn't vicious to nobody." The bear was removed from the house by animal welfare officers and the children taken into protective care.
Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.
First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter more...
2 Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift.
He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20, more...
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Duncan!
Duncan who?
Duncan make your garden grow better! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Duncan!
Duncan who?
Duncan disorderly again! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Duncan!
Duncan who?
Duncan buscuits in more...
Dear Mom and Dad,
Our scoutmaster told us all to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only one of our tents and two of our sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily none us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.