"Choose a Good Health Plan" joke
Two men are in a doctor's office. Each of them are to get a vasectomy. The nurse comes into the room & tells both men "Strip & put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done."
A few minutes later she returns & reaches into one mans gown & proceeds to fondle & ultimately begins to masturbate him. Shocked as he was, he asks, "Why are you doing that?" To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure." The man, not wanting to be a problem & enjoying it, allows her to complete her task.
After she is through, she proceeds to the next man. She starts to fondle the man as she had the previous man, but then drops to her knees & proceeds to give him oral sex.
The first man, seeing this, quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it that I get masturbated & he gets a blowjob?"
The nurse simply replies, "That, sir, is the difference between an HMO & Blue Cross & Blue Shield."
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