"Church Plaque" joke
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny staring up at the large plaque hanging in the church foyer. The plaque was covered with names and had small American flags mounted on either side.
The little guy had been staring at the plaque for quite some time, so the pastor walked over, stood beside him and said, "Good morning Johnny."
"Good morning pastor," replied Johnny, still staring at the plaque. He then asked the pastor what the plaque was.
"Johnny, this is a Memorial to all the men and women who died in the service," replied the pastor.
They both stood looking at the plaque for a few more moments when Johnny very quietly asked, "Which service pastor, the morning or the evening."
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