"Clever Dog" joke
A local business looking for office help put a ign in the window saying:
HELP WANTED. MUST BE ABLE TO TYPE, MUST BE GOOD WITH COMPUTERS AND MUST BE BILINGUAL.
A short time later a dog walked upto the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over t the sign, looked and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager lookd at the dog and was suprised, to say the least. However since the dog looked determined, he led him into the office. The dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager who said "I cant hire you, you have o be able to type."
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and typed out a perfect letter. He took the letter to the manager and jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then reminded the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."
So the dog jumped off the chair and went to the computer. Then he demonstrated his expertise with various programs, producing a sample spread sheet and database. By this time the manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realise that you are a very clever dog and have some fantastic abilities. However, I still cant give you the job. The sign also says- MUST BE BILINGUAL"
The dog looked him straight in the face and said "MEOW"
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