"Complaints ?" joke

Banta was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the two cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?"
Banta, giving the lady an angry look, replied, "I don't know."
The lady asked, "Which is a boy and which is a girl?"
Banta looking angrier than before replied, "I don't know."
The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?"
Banta replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company!"

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