"Computer problem report" joke

Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem: ________________________________ ________________________________2. Now, describe the problem accurately: ________________________________ ________________________________3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ________________________________ ________________________________4. Problem Severity: A. Minor __ B. Minor __ C. Minor __ D. Trivial __5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up __ B. Frozen __ C. Hung __ D. Strange Smell __6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes __ No __7. Is it turned on? Yes __ No __8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes __ No __9. Have you made it worse? Yes __10. Have you had a friend who knows all about computers. Try to fix it for you? Yes __ No __11. Did they make it even worse? Yes __12. Have you read the manual? Yes __ No __13. Are you sure you've read the manual? Maybe __ No __14. Are you absolutely you've read the manual? No __15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes __ No __16. If Yes, then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself. ________________________________ ________________________________17. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? ________________________________ ________________________________l8. If you answered nothing, then explain why you were logged in? ________________________________ ________________________________l9. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes __ No __20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12: 00? Yes __ What's a VCR? __21. Do you have a copy of PCs for Dummies? Yes __ No __22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes __ No __23. Do you have any electronics products that DO work? Yes __ No __24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on? Yes __ No __25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes __ No __26. Is the machine on fire? Yes __ Not Yet __27. Can you do something else instead of bothering me? Yes __

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