"Cow-isms" joke

FEUDALISM: You have 2 cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells the milk.
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. You have to take care of them but the government takes the milk.
DICTATORSHIP: You have 2 cows. The government takes the cows and kills you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk.
U.S. DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you 2 cows if you vote for it. After the election the president is impeached for speculating on cow futures. Its dubbed "cowgate".
U.K. DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. You feed them sheeps brains and they go mad. The government don't do anything.
ANARCHY: You have 2 cows. Either you sell them or your neighbours will kill you and take them.
CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
FEMINISM: You have 2 cows. They get married and adopt a calf.
COUNTER CULTURE: Wow dude, there's like..these two cows, man. You have to have some of this milk.
SURREALISM: You have 2 giraffes. A small dwarf wants you to learn the harmonica.