"Cruel Arabian prince" joke
There was this Sheik in the desert who was a very cruel man, but had a sporting nature. Once when he had condemned a prisoner to die, he changed his mind and gave the man a chance to go free.
He explained to the prisoner that he must conquer three challenges to be given his freedom.
He said they are contained in these three tents you see before you. You must drink all the Arabian wine you find in the first tent. In the second tent you must remove an absessed tooth from a saber tooth tiger with your bare hands.
If you survive that, you must then satisfy the romantic wishes of a beautiful princess in the third tent. Should you complete these tasks, you shall go free with my blessing and the princess as your bride.
The prisoner was eager to start and entered the first tent and soon singing and breaking bottles and jars were heard.
After some time, the prisoner stumbled from the first tent into the second and the singing became yelling and snarling. The tent was shaking and things hit the sides.
After a few moments the man fell through the door covered in blood and his clothes ripped to shreds. The tiger's roars urged him to his feet.
He looked dazed and confused and drunk. He shouted to the Sheik: "Where is that lady with the absessed tooth?"
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When time to order the sheik orders for himself and the more...
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