"Cultural Differences Explained" joke

· Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
· Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
· Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
· Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
· Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
· Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
· Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.
· Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.
· Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
· Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
· Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
· Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.
· Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.
· Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
· Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
· Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
· Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.
· Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
· Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
· Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.
· Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".
· Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".
· Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
· Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.
· Brits: Shop at home and have goods importe