"Cyanide Watermelon" joke

The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign. It says, "Warning, one of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide." So the kids run off, make up their own sign and post it next to the sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next week and when he looks over the field he notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives up to the sign which reads, "Now there are two."
The Famers Daughter "The was a man named Jimmy who was on a job interview in another state that he didn't know very well. While he was driving he became very tired. Noticing there were no hotels in sight, he pulled over in the driveway and knocked on the door. A old man in his 60s greeted him.
"Hi, Im sorry to disturb you, but I am very tired. May I sleep here just for tonight?" Jimmy asked.
The old man cleared his thoat and said,"Well, I don't have any more rooms available, but you can sleep with my daughter if you don't disturb her."
Jimmy nodded his head and agreed, and the old man showed him the room. "See you in the morning," said the old man.
Jimmy stripped his clothes off and got into the bed. He fell asleep right away. The only problem was he keep waking up when he touched the farmers daughter.
Morning finally came around and he went downstairs. The old man was at the stove cooking some breakfast.
"Your daughter was really cold last night and it's really weird how she doesn't toss and turn, even when a stranger is in her bed," Jimmy said.
" Well, what did you expect? We're going to bury her today."

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