"Dieting news: Monica Lewinsky and the Jenny Craig dieting system" joke
In dieting news, Monica Lewinsky is the new spokes-model for the Jenny Craig dieting system. Pictures are being shown of a pre- and post-Jenny Craig Monica.
A second round of advertising will be showing her dress, before and after the dry-cleaning. I don't know what the ad slogan is going to be for this particular campaign, but I suspect that it will not be as tasteless as it should be.
Monica's Jenny Craig diet tip #1: Taste, but don't swallow.
Tip#2: If you can't remember the name of the President, don't worry as it is on the tip of your tongue.
Tip#3: As you go down, so will your weight.
Tip#4: There are other choices, the only thing you shouldn't blow is your diet.
And finally tip#5: Don't be a sucker for other diet plans, go to Jenny Craig.
I guess it is the lure of money that brought Monica to Jenny Craig... She is already known for keeping up with the Johnsons, so it is time to keep up with the Jones.
(c)2000 The Reverend Shayne Dark
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