"Dining in Heaven" joke
Stanley was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, he was greeted at the pearly gates by the Lord Himself.
"Are you hungry, Stanley," asked the Lord.
"Yes, I could eat," Stanley replied. So, the Lord opened a can of tuna and they shared it.
While eating this humble meal, Stanley happened to glance down into Hell and noticed the inhabitants there were devouring enormous steaks, pheasant, pastries and vodka.
The following day, the Lord again asked Stanley if he was hungry and again Stanley said, "Yes, I could eat." Once more, a can of tuna was opened and shared, while down below Stanley couldn't help but notice a feast of caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles, brandy and chocolates.
The next day, mealtime arrived and yet another can of tuna was opened. Not wanting to appear ungrateful, Stanley meekly said, "Lord, I am very happy to be in Heaven as a reward for the good life I lived. But, this is Heaven and all I get to eat is tuna, while in the Other Place they seem to eat like kings. I don't understand."
"To be honest, Stanley," the Lord said, "for only two people, does it really pay to cook?"
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