"Dirty Hole" joke
Q: How much dirt is in a hole three feet long, two feet wide, and one foot deep?
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A: None. It's a hole, after all.
Two Polish guys are sitting on a park bench, and a bum comes up to them.
"Hey!!" he bellows, in his hoarse voice. "I got a riddle for you two. What has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SHIT??"
The Polish guys look at each other, and one of more...
A Haryana Jat who had been irritated by his failure to answer any of the riddles put to him by a clever bania said angrily:' All right, now you answer this riddle: What is hung on a wall, is red, drips and speaks?'
After a while the bania admitted he did not know the more...
Q: What happens when you forget to pay an exorcist?
A: You get re-possessed.
Q: What is the largest building in Transylvania?
A: The Vampire State Building.
Q: What does a weight-conscious vampire drink?
A: Blood Light.
Q: Why did more...
Rodney Dangerfield jokes
A girl phoned me the other day and said. ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all.
And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a more...
The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel.
"They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked.
"I'm more...