"End of the World Reports" joke
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEADThe Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDSNational Enquirer: O. J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAINPlayboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSEMicrosoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHAREVictoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALESports Illustrated: GAME OVERWired: THE LAST NEW THINGRolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOURReaders Digest:'BYEDiscover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS? TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR! Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET! America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES. Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSEMicrosoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777. EXE
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