"Experimental Implant" joke
Joe has a problem, so he goes to his doctor. "Doctor, I don't seem to be able to get an erection. Can you help me?"
After a thorough examination, the doctor says, "The problem you're having is because the muscles at the base of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you, unless you're willing to try an experimental treatment. What we would do is take the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk and implant them in your penis."
Joe thinks about it for a few minutes, then says, "Well, since I can't imagine going through life without ever having sex again, let's go fot it."
A few weeks after the surgery, the doctor gives Joe the green light to use his improved equipment. Excited, he plans a romantic evening with his girlfriend and takes her to one of the best restaurants in the city.
In the middle of dinner, Joe feels a stirring between his legs that continues to the point of being uncomfortable. Hoping to release the pressure, he unzips his fly. Suddenly, his penis springs from his pants, goes to the top of the table, grabs a dinner roll and returns to his pants.
His girlfriend is shocked at first, but then she says with a sly grin, "That was absolutely incredible! Can you do that again?"
"Probably, but I'm not sure if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!" Joe replies.
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