"Fastest thing" joke

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and Udurawana from Sri Lanka University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.
One common question was asked to all of them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.
HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.
MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked
Udurawana: Its Loose Motion
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Udurawana's reply) "WHY"?
Udurawana: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over! !

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