"Finding A Chinese Jew" joke
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid, ” asked Al, “are there any Jews in China? ”
“I don’t know, ” Sid replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter? ”
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, “Are there any Chinese Jews? ”
“I don’t know sir, let me ask, ” the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, “No, sir. No, Chinese Jews. ”
“Are you sure? ” Al asked.
“I will check again, sir, ” the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, “I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere. ”
When the waiter returned he said, “Sir, no Chinese Jews. ”
“Are you really sure? ” Al asked again.
“I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews. ”
“Sir, I ask everyone, ” the waiter replied exasperated. “We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews. ”
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