"First Day on the Job" joke

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porn shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and asks if he could handle it alone for a bit. The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"He answers, "$35."She: "How much for the black one?"He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before."She pays him, and off she goes. A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?"He: "$35."She: "How much for the white one?"He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..."She pays him, and off she goes.About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165."She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...."She pays him, and off she goes. Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"

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