"Fix the Itch" joke

"Did I tell you about the new woman in the personnel department?" my pal asked.
"Nope," I replied.
"Well I went down to her office, to take a look at her PC the other day and we had quite a long chat about cars. I was telling her about my new Jag and as soon as I mentioned it, she started telling me that she’s got an itchy pussy."
I gulped and asked, "And what did you say to that?"
"I said, I’m not in the slightest bit impressed," my pal continued, "I’d rather have a sports car any day, because I think all of those Japanese four-by-fours look the same."

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