"Flea jokes 02" joke

What did the clean dog say to the insect? Long time no flea! Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War? Robert E Flea! What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go! What do you call a cheerful flea? A hop-timist! What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it! What did one flea say to the other after a night out? Shall we walk home or take a dog? What did the romantic flea say? I love you aw-flea! How to fleas travel? Itch hiking! What is the difference between fleas and dogs? Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs! Why did the stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater? To hide his flea collar!

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