"Florida State Mottos" joke

Did you hear that they have removed Al Gore`s name from consideration for the University of Alabama Head Coaching job? He can`t win in Tennessee, either!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Al Gore`s Biography: "Bad Timing: A Presidential Obsession"
Gore, Nader, and Bush went on a boat trip. During their trip, the boat began to sink. As there were three of them, and only one life vest, they decided to vote on who would get it. They passed a hat around, then counted the ballots. Bush got one vote. Nader got one vote. Gore got seven votes.
"What`s the difference between Al Gore and a puppy? After three weeks, a puppy opens its eyes and stops whining."
"Why hasn`t Bush commented on the rulings? He said he didn`t think the judges were ready because he saw them in their robes this morning."
"What`s the difference between Al Gore`s inauguration and George W`s? For Al Gore`s they need 400 balloons; for Dubya`s, they would need 400 balloons and a clown."
"According to the latest polls, 60 per cent of americans want Al Gore to concede the election. The other 40 per cent are lawyers working for Al Gore."
"You`ve got George W. Bush`s intelligence pitted against Al Gore`s honesty. This looks like a case for the small-claims court."
"President Clinton said the Florida votes should be recounted or America will be embarrassed in front of the whole world. Yes, that`s right. The President went on to say, "Remember, embarrassing America in front of the world is my job."
"George W. Bush is very excited about becoming President. In fact he called his dad to get the address of the White House."
Florida State MottosFLORIDA: If you think we can`t vote, wait till you see us drive.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: If you don`t like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
FLORIDA: We`ve been Gored by the bull of politics and we`re Bushed.
FLORIDA: Relax... Retire... ReVote.
FLORIDA: What comes after 17, 311?
FLORIDA: Where your vote counts... and counts... and counts...
FLORIDA: We don`t just cheat in football.
FLORIDA: We`re number one! Wait! Recount!
Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
FLORIDA: This isn`t good when Alabama counts faster than us!
FLORIDA: Once is never enough!
FLORIDA: We would do a recount but we`ve run out of fingers and toes!
FLORIDA: Don`t blame me, I voted for Gore, I think.
FLORIDA: Don`t blame me, my vote didn`t count.
FLORIDA: We`re retired --no wait-- we`re retarded!
FLORIDA: Don`t count on us!
FLORIDA: Home of the edible chad.
FLORIDA: Bumbling better than ever!
Defining termsC - Can H - Help A - All D - Democrats