"Food to leave out for Santa Claus" joke

Food to leave out for Santa Claus On Christmas Eve, this is what I would
like you to leave out (not all of them but some): Barley sugar sweets for me
to suck on if I start to feel airsick. Also extra strong peppermints to keep me
warm on the frosty nights.
Cookies or biscuits with a glass of lemonade or milk.
Leave a hot jug of cocoa with a sifter of chocolate and cinnamon, and a bowl of
punch in case Santa feels like something stronger.
Chocolates! Yum! Yum!
For the reindeer, leave a bundle of sweet meadow hay, a bunch of reindeer moss
and a crisp red apple. Tah! Santa.

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