"French Couple" joke
Jean-Claude and Michelle are a couple living in France. One day, Jean- Claude comes home from work and Michelle says: "Jean-Claude, today ze light-bulb, it has gone out. You must fix it for me." "What am I? Electricien?" The next day, Jean-Claude comes home from work and Michelle says: "Jean-Claude, today ze carpet eet eez dirty, you must beat eet for me." "What am I? Carpet-beater?" The very next day, Jean-Claude comes home from work and Michele says: "Oh, Jean-Claude, today your friend Pierre came over. He changed ze light-bulb and he beat ze carpet for me." Jean-Claude seemed angry: "Oh, but I know zis Pierre. He never does anysing for nossing. What did he want?" "He gave me 2 choices: he said I can bake him a cake or... sleep wiss heem." "Which one did you choose?" "What am I? Baker?"
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