"Funeral" joke
A man is walking along when he sees a funeral procession going by. It is the longest funeral procession he has ever seen, with a long line of men walking behind the hearse. He notices that the first man in line has a Doberman Pinscher on a leash. After watching the long line of men for a few minutes, the man's curiousity gets the better of him, so he goes up to the first man in the procession.
"Excuse me, sir," he says to the mourner with the dog, "I'm very sorry to bother you in your time of grief, but never in my life have I seen such a large funeral procession. Could you please tell me who this funeral is for?"
"Yes, says the man, tightening the leash on his dog, "the funeral is for my mother-in-law. You see," he says, hanging his head, "my Doberman, here, attacked and killed her."
"Gee, I'm really sorry to hear that," says the other man. "But...um...tell me, do you think maybe I could borrow this dog?"
The mourner points his thumb over his shoulder and says, "Get in line."
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