"Gates Meets Hugh Grant" joke

Bill Gates and Hugh Grant met at a hollywood party. While they were chatting, Bill said, "Hugh, I saw some terrific pictures of Devine Brown recently. I sure wouldn't mind getting together with her."
"Well, Bill," replied Hugh, "she's charging a small fortune now. Ever since our incident, her price has really skyrocketed."
With a sly grin, Bill replied, "Money certainly isn't an object to me. What's her number?" Hugh
gave Bill Devine's phone number so Bill called and set up a date.
Bill met with Devine and after they had finished, he lay there in sheer ecstasy and mumbled
"Wow, now I understand why you chose the name Devine."
"Thanks, Bill," replied Devine, "unfortunately, now I understand why you chose the name Microsoft!"

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