"Golfing Handicap" joke
A guy was just about to tee off when he was approached by a man who handed him a card which read: 'I am a deaf mute. Would you please allow me to play through?'
The guy angrily shook his head as he handed the card back and said, "NO, you cannot play through!" Figuring the man could lip read, he added, "I can't believe you would attempt to use your handicap to your own advantage. You should be ashamed of yourself!"
The deaf man walked away, while the guy whacked his ball onto the green and then walked off to finish the hole.
As he was about to put the ball in the hole, he was knocked out cold when a golf ball hit him in the head.
Coming to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the deaf mute giving him a stern look, one hand on his hip and the other holding up four fingers.
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