"Have You Heard About the Blonde Who…" joke

Have you heard about the blonde who...
... got into a taxi and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
... thought that nitrates were cheaper than day rates?
... thought that Moby Dick was a venereal disease?
... thought that intercourse was a state highway?
... went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
... took her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
... was an M.D. (Mentally Deficient)?

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris can actually un-scramble an egg.

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The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:

"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure:

* In Latin America, they didn't more...

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A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"

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