"Heart Murmur" joke
An elderly man went to the doctor for an annual physical. While listening to the old man's heart with his stethoscope, the doctor muttered, "Uh, oh!"
"What is it doctor," the old man asked.
"Well, you appear to have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?" asked the doctor.
"Nope, never have," the old man replied.
"Do you drink excessively?" the doctor asked.
"Nope, never touch the stuff," said the old man.
"What about sex? Do you have a sex life?" the doctor inquired.
"Yes, I do!" the old man answered nervously.
"Well," the doctor said, "I'm afraid that with this heart murmur, you're going to have to give up half of your sex life."
"Which half would that be, doctor... the thinking or the looking?" asked the old man.
Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Odin were up in
Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Odin, "It's been a long
time now. I really need to have sex."
Odin stood and pondered for a while, before replying, "Go
to Earth, O Thor, and find more...