"Heavenly Abode." joke

TWO men in their 80s who had played golf every day of their long lives wondered if there was a golf course in paradise. After attending the morning service in church they approached the Vicar and sought his opinion.' I'll ask Saint Peter and let you know next Sunday,' replied the holy man.

The following Sunday the two men accosted the Vicar. T have good news and bad news for you,' said the holy man.

'The good news is that there is an excellent golf course in heaven.'

'And what is the bad news?'asked the two.

'The bad news is that you have to tee off the course next Saturday.'

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