"How Many Chickens in the Bag" joke

Two Mississippians, Billy Ray and Tommy Joe, are walking towards each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, Billy Rae asks, "Hey Tommy Joe, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens," says Tommy Joe.
"If I guesses how many, can I have one?" asks Billy Ray.
"Shoot," says Tommy Joe, "ya guesses right and I'll give you both of 'em."
"Ummmmmmm, five?" says Billy Ray.

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