"How Redneck Are You?" joke
This is an invaluable tool for grading the Redneck experience in immigrants and visitors from the North. This test really can't be cheated on. .. either you know it or you don't. One Yankee only mustered a 2 or 3, whereas rednecks typically score around 20+.
How many Vienna Sausages are in a can? What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars? Bill Dance is good at what? What university does Bill Dance root for? Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football? After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what? In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8? A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language? What is a chigger? What is scrapple? Where is "The Redneck Riviera"? What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees? What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, _______________. What's the common name for a bowfin? If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get? Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"? What are grits made out of? Who was nicknamed "The Bear"? Why is the Blue Ridge blue? What did The Baldwin Sisters make? Who was Andy Taylor's love interest? What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"? Where would you find Vidalia County? What sport requires 3 legs and a rope? What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing? What is a scuppernong? Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu? Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"? What color is a John Deere? What do you call the offspring of a mule? What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?
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