"Huntin' Nerds" joke

A trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees a truck stop on the side of the road. So he decides to pull over. On aproaching the door he read s a sign: "NO NERDS." He shrugs it off and enters. He's greeted by the end of a shotgun barrel in his face. "Are you a nerd?" the bartender asks. "No, I'm a truck driver," he replies. He's allowed to come in, so he orders a cup of coffee, sits at the bar and drinks it.
While he drinks his coffee, a man walks in wearing his pants up to his chest, a plaid shirt, pocket protector and thick-framed glass. The bartender pulls out his shotgun and blows him away. "What the hell did you do that for!?" asks the trucker. "Well," the bartender answers, "it's nerd season." "Nerd season?" asks the trucker, confused. "Yeah. See, the nerd population in this town is getting out of hand, so we've opened up nerd season." So, with that, he finishes his coffee and goes back on the road.
While he drives the car in front of him suddenly swerves and wrecks. To avoid becoming part the disaster, he swerves to get out of way. The swerve's to hard. His tractor trailer flips and he dumps his load all over the road. He gets out of his truck to see nerds coming from all directions grabbing everything they can. He doesn't know what to do. He's gotta stop this. Remembering what the bartender told him, he goes back to the truck and pulls out his gun and starts picking them off, one by one.
While doing this, a highway patrol officer starts running after him, waving his arms screaming, "STOP! STOP!" "What?" the trucker asks, confused, "I thought it was nerd season." "Well yeah," the officer answers, "but you can't bait 'em!" bar, drinking
Monkey "A trucker picks up a blonde hitchhiker who climbs into the cab and notices a monkey sitting up on the dashboard. After they travel for a few miles, he asks the driver what the monkey is for.
"Wait, I'll show you," the driver says, as he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending him rolling across the dash.
The monkey then climbs down between the driver's legs, unzips his pants, pulls out his pecker and proceeds to perform oral sex on the trucker.
When the monkey finishes, he pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up, puts everything back and returns to the dashboard.
"Did you see that?" the driver asks.
"Sure did," the hitchhiker replies.
"Wanna try it?" asks the trucker.
"OK," answers the hitchhiker, "as long as you promise not to hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"