"If Microsoft Built Cars" joke
1.Each time the lines on the road were repainted, you would have to buy a new car.
2.Occasionally, your car would die on the highway for no reason. You would just accept this, restart and drive on.
3. Your car would crash at least twice a day, for no reason whatsoever.
4. If you couldn't afford to buy a new car, you could just borrow a friend's and copy it.
5. The air bag system would say, "Are You Sure?" before going off.
6. A single "General Car Default" warning light would replace oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights.
7. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". Of course, then you would have to buy more seats.
8. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but it would only work on five percent of the roads.
9. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail to restart and you'd have to re-install the engine.
10. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
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