"If nothing ever sticks to" joke
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:
"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure:
* In Latin America, they didn't more...
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"