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If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”

Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”

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- who's that slut waving at us?
- Nan thats mum

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Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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Once you go white a trailer's in sight.

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