"Nan" joke

by andy

- who's that slut waving at us?
- Nan thats mum

Knock knock
whose there?
willy
willy who?
willy he bang me harder?

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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My mate Dave is serving a life sentence for something he didn't do.
He didn't wipe his fingerprints off the knife.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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