"In the vicinity of Texas" joke

A Texan in New York City needed to call a nearby community from a pay phone.
"Deposit $1.85 please," instructed the operator. Pulling himself up to full
height and dropping into his thickest Texas drawl, he objected, "Ma'am, I'm
from Texas, and in Texas we can place a call to Hell and back for $1.85!"
"I understand, sir," retorted the operator, "but in Texas, that's a local call."
Dave Dodson
Richardson, TX

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