"Indian Wisdom" joke
A Texas cowboy received a visit from his cousin who lives in the northeast. He thought he would show his city-slicker cousin a local Indian tribe so he could see how they were 'one with the land'.
The cowboy and his cousin come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear pressed to the ground. The cowboy stops and says, "You see that Indian?"
Yeah," says the city-slicker.
"Look, he's listening to the ground," the cowboy says. "He's able to hear things for miles in any direction!"
Just then, the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one white, one brown. Man, woman, child, household goods in wagon."
"That's incredible!" the cousin says to the cowboy. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who's in the wagon, and what's in the wagon. AMAZING!!"
The Indian then looks up and says...
"Ran over me 'bout a half hour ago."
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